3 years of independence? Let’s party like primitives and go throw heavy, sharp things.
We feel a li’l post-Show pontificating coming on. (Slow beard-stroke happening as we speak.)
Too many mochas on the field? Penalty. Dressed for the wrong sport? (Whistle.) Men in camo? It’s football, not a duck hunt.
Had the chance to rub unpadded-yet-still-sizable shoulders with NFL-ers (and PS: Sasquatch) on Saturday. We felt small. They’re big fellas.